Wednesday, January 30, 2008

RAMBO

Holy Shit.

If ever there was a movie that defied explanation, this is it. It's just one long bloodbath from start to finish. Rambo has finally found his element.



Everyone needs to see this movie. It is not a good movie and it will not make your life better, but it needs to be seen, just so we can never make one like it again. Thank you, Mr. Stallone, you have managed to parody yourself without making it funny -- just tragic.


St. Bastard

Monday, January 28, 2008

Overheard at the Office.

Manager: "Y'know how you hear that saying, 'Youth is wasted on the young'?"

Worker: "Yeah."

Manager: "Well, money is wasted on your dumb ass. Who would buy a four-wheel RV in Los Angeles?"